Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
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How do I know pornography depraves and corrupts? It depraves and corrupts me.Malcolm Muggeridge
St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
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I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus.
Malcolm Muggeridge
There is something ridiculous and even quite indecent in an individual claiming to be happy. Still more a people or a nation making such a claim. The pursuit of happiness... is without any question the most fatuous which could possibly be undertaken. This lamentable phrase ''the pursuit of happiness'' is responsible for a good part of the ills and miseries of the modern world.
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The trouble with kingdoms of heaven on earth is that they're liable to come to pass, and then their fraudulence is apparent for all to see. We need a kingdom of heaven in Heaven, if only because it can't be realized.
Malcolm Muggeridge
An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.
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