I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.George Bernard Shaw
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Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.
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That is what all poets do they talk to themselves out loud and the world overhears them. But it's horribly lonely not to hear someone else talk sometimes.
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Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second if there is one.
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There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.
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