California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.Fred Allen
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California is a great place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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