I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
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We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
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London is the clearing-house of the world.
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.
Honore de Balzac