Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
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