For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we h
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We lose the right of complaining sometimes, by denying something, but this often triples its force.
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'Our armies swore terribly in Flanders,' cried my Uncle Toby, 'but nothing to this.'
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