There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
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Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I' That's where courage comes in.Erma Bombeck
I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, Never mind I'll do it myself.
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Next to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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