To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
More Quotes from Dave Barry:
I believe that's one of the finest action regurgitation scenes in the history of literature. I'd put it right up there.Dave Barry
Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.
Dave Barry
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
Dave Barry
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry
I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.
Dave Barry
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Computers & Technology Quotes, Life QuotesI think that gravity sets into everything, including careers, but pendulums do swing and mountains do become valleys after a while... if you keep on walking.
Sylvester Stallone
The snake will always bite back.
Jake Roberts
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw