You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
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It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.Dan Castellaneta
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
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Oh no What have I done I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
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Kill myself Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign
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I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
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Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
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