Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously It's a beautiful world all right.
More Quotes from Bill Watterson:I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
If someone wants to be a cartoonist, let's see him develop his own strip instead of taking over the duties of someone else's. We've got too many comic strip corpses being propped up and passed for living by new cartoonists who ought to be doing something of their own. If a cartoonist isn't good enough to make it on his own work, he has no business being in the newspaper.
If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or tragedy.
They can't chain my spirit My spirit runs free Walls can't contain it Laws can't restrain it Authority has no power over it.
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves . . . HEY What time is it My TV show is on
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Martin Van Creveld
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