Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up and your mother sends you go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house. He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him.
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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."
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My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying I love you. His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, We're going here, we're going there, he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair.
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We go out of our way to make people so different, ... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.
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