I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.
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In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe. It is a place of the most wondrous and gratifying possibility, and beautiful, too. And it was all done in about the time it takes to make a sandwich.Bill Bryson
Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.
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My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is clearly an incurable disease involving flaking skin.
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I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.
Bill Bryson
More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.
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My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry.
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