Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.Fran Lebowitz
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.
Fran Lebowitz
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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