Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon Or maybe you blew your diet Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday.Abigail Van Buren
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If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room and say, "There you are" and those who say, "Here I am"
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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For many of us we are always wanting more we would be happier if we had such and such. Maybe we should pause for a moment and hear what some people in the third world countries would like to make them happier. 1. Having enough to eat so when you go to sleep at night your stomach doesnt ach. 2. Having shoes on your feet and any kind of clothing to keep the cold out. 3. Having a roof over your head. 4. Having the hope that youll be lucky enough to get some kind of an education. 5. Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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