A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
More Quotes from Rita Rudner:
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?Rita Rudner
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."
Rita Rudner
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
Rita Rudner
Readers Who Like This Quotation Also Like:
Based on Topics: Countries Quotes, War & Peace QuotesBased on Keywords: bikini, wax
I don't know what makes a guy want to write songs and sing, but if you've got a message, you want to get it across. When I come up with an idea about the way I feel, I can really state it strongly in a song.
Chris LeDoux
What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!
Ernest Poole
Had Calhoun been advised by me, he would have been the most popular man in the United States.
Duff Green