A man is only as faithful as his options.
More Quotes from Chris Rock:I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it.
You ain't supposed to go to jail.
Relax, you only have to be nice to black people for two more hours.
Maybe no other show is good.
Well, now's the time for you to do something for them. Do it for the children who have been left without parents, for the sick that have been left without medicine, and for the families left without a place in the world to call home.
Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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Bottoms line: terrorists are always at work.