Never squat with your spurs on.
More Texan Proverbs:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.Texan
Always ride your horse in the direction it's going.
Texan
There's two theories to arguing with a man/woman. Neither one works.
Texan
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Texan
It's better when people wonder why you didn't say something than why you did.
Texan
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Texan