Clap a carle on the culs, and he will shit in your louf.
More Scottish Proverbs:
Goe shoe the Geese.Scottish
Cast not forth the old water while the new come in.
Scottish
There belongs mair to a bed nor four bare leggs.
Scottish
He sits above that deals aikers.
Scottish
Bairns mother burst never.
Scottish
Dead and marriage makes Term-day.
Scottish