We are all schlemiels.
More Jewish Proverbs:
If God were living on earth, people would break His windows.Jewish
No one is as deaf as the man who will not listen.
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If you ever need a helping hand you'll find one at the end of your arm.
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A man without a woman cannot defend himself against seductions.
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It is better to be in hell with a wise man than in heaven with an idiot.
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A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
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