Come for your inheritance and you may have to pay for the funeral.
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You don't need intelligence to have luck, but you do need luck to have intelligence.Jewish
The schlemiel lands on his back and bruises his nose.
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Don't be sweet, lest you be eaten up; don't be bitter, lest you be spewed out.
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Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand.
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If a link is broken, the entire chain breaks.
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Among those who stand, do not sit; among those who sit, do not stand. Among those who laugh, do not weep; among those who weep, do not laugh.
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