Pass oneself off as one of the Yu pipe players in an ensemble.
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A louse cannot lift the eiderdown.Chinese
The remedy for dirt is soap and water
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Great things can be reduced to small things, and small things can be reduced to nothing.
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Your best mirror is someone more beautiful than you.
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Talking without thinking is shooting without aiming.
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Much law, little justice.
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