Crap or get off the pot.
More American Proverbs:
The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.American
Silence is golden, speech is silver.
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Don't marry without love, but don't love without reason.
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Worms don't like the robin's song.
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Don't allow the grass to grow on the path of friendship.
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I'd rather have them say "There he goes" than "Here he lies."
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