I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas (Spike Milligan Poems)
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I'm walking backwards for Christmas,It's the only thing for me.I've tried walking sideways,And ...
Spike Milligan Poems (41 Poems)
In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo (Spike Milligan Poems)
In the land of the Bumbley BooThe People are red white and blue,They never blow noses,Or ever wear closes,What a ...
Bongaloo (Spike Milligan Poems)
'What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?''A Bongaloo, Son,' said I,'Is a tall bag of cheesePlus a Chinaman's kneesAnd the leg of ...
If I Could Write Words (Spike Milligan Poems)
If I could write wordsLike leaves on an autumn forest floor,What a bonfire my letters would make.If I could speak ...
Down The Stream The Swans All Glide (Spike Milligan Poems)
Down the stream the swans all glide;It's quite the cheapest way to ride.Their legs get wet,Their tummies wetter:I think after ...
I Must Go Down To The Sea Again (Spike Milligan Poems)
I must go down to the sea again,to the lonely sea and the sky;I left my shoes and socks there ...
Bazonka (Spike Milligan Poems)
Say Bazonka every day That's what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' And both ...
My Sister Laura (Spike Milligan Poems)
My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; ...
When I Suspected (Spike Milligan Poems)
There will be a time when it will end. Be it parting Be it death So each passing minute with ...
Bump (Spike Milligan Poems)
Things that go 'bump' in the night Should not really give one a fright. It's the hole in each ear ...
On the Ning Nang Nong (Spike Milligan Poems)
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang ...
Why? (Spike Milligan Poems)
American Detectives Never remove their hats When investigating murders In other people's flats. P.S. Chinese Tecs Are far more dreaded! ...
Contagion (Spike Milligan Poems)
Elephants are contagious! Be careful how you tread. An Elephant that's been trodden on Should be confined to bed! Leopards ...
Porridge (Spike Milligan Poems)
Why is there no monument To Porridge in our land? It it's good enough to eat, It's good enough to ...
Eurolove (Spike Milligan Poems)
I cannot and I will not No, I cannot love you less Like the flower to the butterfly The corsage ...
Philip Le Barr (Spike Milligan Poems)
Philip Le Barr, Was knock down by a car, On the road to Mandalay. He was knocked down again By ...
Feelings (Spike Milligan Poems)
There must be a wound! No one can be this hurt and not bleed. How could she injure me so? ...
Pussy-cat (Spike Milligan Poems)
Pussy-cat What are vices? Catching rats And eating mices! (Spike Milligan)
Go North, South, East, and West, Young Man (Spike Milligan Poems)
Drake is going west, lads So Tom is going East But tiny Fred Just lies in bed, The lazy little ...
So Fair is She (Spike Milligan Poems)
So fair is she! So fair her face So fair her pulsing figure Not so fair The maniacal stare Of ...
Goodbye S.S. (Spike Milligan Poems)
Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up ...
Summer Dawn (Spike Milligan Poems)
My sleeping children are still flying dreams in their goose-down heads. The lush of the river singing morning songs Fish ...
Granny (Spike Milligan Poems)
Through every nook and every cranny The wind blew in on poor old Granny Around her knees, into each ear ...
Teeth (Spike Milligan Poems)
English Teeth, English Teeth! Shining in the sun A part of British heritage Aye, each and every one. English Teeth, ...
Halved (Spike Milligan Poems)
The essence of true beauty Lingers in all-encompassing rainbows Of your joy and laughter You hold my hand and smile ...
The ABC (Spike Milligan Poems)
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" ...
Have A Nice Day (Spike Milligan Poems)
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' ...
The Dog Lovers (Spike Milligan Poems)
So they bought you And kept you in a Very good home Cental heating TV A deep freeze A very ...
Indian Boyhood (Spike Milligan Poems)
What happened to the boy I was? Why did he run away? And leave me old and thinking, like There'd ...
The Lion (Spike Milligan Poems)
If you're attacked by a Lion Find fresh underpants to try on Lay on the ground quite still Pretend you ...