I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas (Spike Milligan Poems)
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I'm walking backwards for Christmas,It's the only thing for me.I've tried walking sideways,And ...
Spike Milligan Poems (41 Poems)
In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo (Spike Milligan Poems)
In the land of the Bumbley BooThe People are red white and blue,They never blow noses,Or ever wear closes,What a ...
Bongaloo (Spike Milligan Poems)
'What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?''A Bongaloo, Son,' said I,'Is a tall bag of cheesePlus a Chinaman's kneesAnd the leg of ...
If I Could Write Words (Spike Milligan Poems)
If I could write wordsLike leaves on an autumn forest floor,What a bonfire my letters would make.If I could speak ...
Down The Stream The Swans All Glide (Spike Milligan Poems)
Down the stream the swans all glide;It's quite the cheapest way to ride.Their legs get wet,Their tummies wetter:I think after ...
I Must Go Down To The Sea Again (Spike Milligan Poems)
I must go down to the sea again,to the lonely sea and the sky;I left my shoes and socks there ...
Granny (Spike Milligan Poems)
Through every nook and every cranny The wind blew in on poor old Granny Around her knees, into each ear ...
Teeth (Spike Milligan Poems)
English Teeth, English Teeth! Shining in the sun A part of British heritage Aye, each and every one. English Teeth, ...
Halved (Spike Milligan Poems)
The essence of true beauty Lingers in all-encompassing rainbows Of your joy and laughter You hold my hand and smile ...
The ABC (Spike Milligan Poems)
'Twas midnight in the schoolroom And every desk was shut When suddenly from the alphabet Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!" ...
Have A Nice Day (Spike Milligan Poems)
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' ...
The Dog Lovers (Spike Milligan Poems)
So they bought you And kept you in a Very good home Cental heating TV A deep freeze A very ...
Indian Boyhood (Spike Milligan Poems)
What happened to the boy I was? Why did he run away? And leave me old and thinking, like There'd ...
The Lion (Spike Milligan Poems)
If you're attacked by a Lion Find fresh underpants to try on Lay on the ground quite still Pretend you ...
Jumbo Jet (Spike Milligan Poems)
I saw a little elephant standing in my garden, I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg ...
The Soldiers at Lauro (Spike Milligan Poems)
Young are our dead Like babies they lie The wombs they blest once Not healed dry And yet - too ...
Letters (Spike Milligan Poems)
I was thinking of letters, We all have a lot in our life A few good - a few sad ...
Two Children (Spike Milligan Poems)
Two children (small), one Four, one Five, Once saw a bee go in a hive, They'd never seen a bee ...
Maveric (Spike Milligan Poems)
Maveric Prowles Had Rumbling Bowles That thundered in the night. It shook the bedrooms all around And gave the folks ...
Values ’67 (Spike Milligan Poems)
Pass by citizen don't look left or right Keep those drip dry eyes straight ahead A tree? Chop it down- ...
Me (Spike Milligan Poems)
Born screaming small into this world- Living I am. Occupational therapy twixt birth and death- What was I before? What ...
Unto Us… (Spike Milligan Poems)
Somewhere at some time They committed themselves to me And so, I was! Small, but I WAS! Tiny, in shape ...
A Silly Poem (Spike Milligan Poems)
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not ...
Mirror, Mirror (Spike Milligan Poems)
A young spring-tender girl combed her joyous hair 'You are very ugly' said the mirror. But, on her lips hung ...
Welcome Home (Spike Milligan Poems)
Unaware of my crime they stood me in the dock. I was sentenced to life.... without her. Strange trial. No ...
Bazonka (Spike Milligan Poems)
Say Bazonka every day That's what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' And both ...
My Sister Laura (Spike Milligan Poems)
My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; ...
When I Suspected (Spike Milligan Poems)
There will be a time when it will end. Be it parting Be it death So each passing minute with ...
Bump (Spike Milligan Poems)
Things that go 'bump' in the night Should not really give one a fright. It's the hole in each ear ...
On the Ning Nang Nong (Spike Milligan Poems)
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang ...