Purple Cow, The : Suite (Gelett Burgess Poems)
Ah, Yes! I Wrote the 'Purple Cow' --I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!But I can Tell you Anyhow,I'll Kill you ...
Gelett Burgess Poems (17 Poems)
Lazy Roof, The (Gelett Burgess Poems)
The Roof it has a Lazy TimeA-Lying in the Sun;The Walls, they have to Hold Him Up;They do Not Have ...
Purple Cow, The (Gelett Burgess Poems)
I never saw a purple cow,I never hope to see one;But I can tell you, anyhow,I'd rather see than be ...
Nonsense Verses (Gelett Burgess Poems)
1THE Window has Four little Panes:But One have I;The Window-Panes are in its sash,-I wonder why!2My Feet they haul me ...
Abstrosophy (Gelett Burgess Poems)
If echoes from the fitful past Could rise to mental view,Would all their fancied radiance lastOr would some odors ...
Psycholophon (Gelett Burgess Poems)
Twine then the rays Round her soft Theban tissues. All will be as She says, When the ...
Abstemia (Gelett Burgess Poems)
In Mystic Argot often Confounded with FarragoIf aught that stumbles in my speech Or stutters in my pen,Or, claiming ...
The Purple Cow : Suite (Gelett Burgess Poems)
Ah, Yes! I Wrote the "Purple Cow" — I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it! But I can Tell ...
The Purple Cow (Gelett Burgess Poem)
I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather ...
The Floorless Room (Gelett Burgess Poem)
I Wish that my Room had a Floor! I don't so Much Care for a Door, But this Crawling Around ...
The Goops (Gelett Burgess Poem)
The meanest trick I ever knew Was one I know you never do. I saw a Goop once try to ...
My Feet (Gelett Burgess Poem)
My Feet they haul me Round the House, They Hoist me up the Stairs; I only have to Steer them, ...
On Digital Extremities (Gelett Burgess Poem)
I'd Rather have Fingers than Toes; I'd Rather have Ears than a Nose; And As for my Hair, I'm Glad ...
A Woman’s Reason (Gelett Burgess Poems)
I'm Sure every Word that you say is Absurd; I Say it's All Gummidge and Twaddle; You may Argue away ...
An Alphabet of Famous Goops (Gelett Burgess Poem)
AN ALPHABET OF FAMOUS GOOPS. Which you 'll Regard with Yells and Whoops. Futile Acumen! For you Yourselves are Doubtless ...
Floorless Room, The (Gelett Burgess Poem)
I Wish that my Room had a Floor! I don't so Much Care for a Door, But this Crawling Around ...
The Lazy Roof (Gelett Burgess Poem)
The Roof it has a Lazy Time A-Lying in the Sun; The Walls, they have to Hold Him Up; They ...