A Few Remarks on Goats, Asses and the Dead Hand (C J Dennis Poems)
I don't mind kings and dukes and things; I don't mind wigs or maces;I don't mind crowns or robes or ...
C J Dennis Poems on Parties (27 Poems)
Git-Yer-Gun (C J Dennis Poems)
Thus it happened .... Let me mention, lest I raise an unsought quarrel, This occurred in times long vanished, in ...
The Calm (C J Dennis Poems)
Brothers, have you observed the calm?Even the leaves of that symbolic palmThat denotes peace, political and otherwise, are scarcely stirredBy ...
The Ballad of Bill’s Breeches (C J Dennis Poems)
Once on a time, a party by the name of Mr. BULLDiscovered that with many schemes his hands were pretty ...
Jones M.P. (C J Dennis Poems)
It was thus in the beginning: With a sporting chance of winning, Jones contested an election years ago.He was young, ...
The Great God Guff (C J Dennis Poems)
There was once a Simple People - (you, of course, will understandThis is just a little fable of a non-existent ...
‘Got-a-Fag’ (C J Dennis Poems)
He was tall and tough and stringy, with the shoulders of an axeman,Broad and loose, with greenhide muscles, and a ...
A New Damon And Pythias (C J Dennis Poems)
CHARLES: So, brother, I am out and yu are in. Farewell, farewell, to all my splendor bright! Yet, ...
Over the Fence (C J Dennis Poems)
'Taint my idea uv argument to call a man a fool,An' I ain't lookin' round for bricks to 'eave at ...
An Important Revelation (C J Dennis Poems)
MISTER EDITOR: I'm craving of your space a slice, or shaving - (And it's very precious space, I've always found) ...
The Builders (C J Dennis Poems)
Behold, I built a fowlhouse in my yard! Two months agone the great work was begun,And ev'ry eventide I labored ...
In The First Elective Ministry (C J Dennis Poems)
In the neolithic age of our Australia, long ago,There dwelt a wise old chieftain, as you probably don't know;His royal ...
The Liberal Constitution (C J Dennis Poems)
Jack Sprat would eat no fat, His wife would eat ...
The Interloper (C J Dennis Poems)
The Honourable TORYPHAT addressed the meeting: 'Hem!(Prolonged applause.) Ah - Mistah Chairman, gentlemen. To stemThe tide of Socialism - rabid ...
The Bridge Across the Crick (C J Dennis Poems)
Joseph Jones and Peter Dawking Strove in an election fight; And you'd think, to hear them talking, ...
Music In The Chair (C J Dennis Poems)
SCENE: Political meeting of future.CHAIRMAN, rising, calls for silence.CHAIRMAN: Ladies and gentlemen -- those of you that are -- I ...
A Love Letter (C J Dennis Poems)
Dearest!You know you ever ARE the nearestTo my fond heart.Joking apart,I swear, by all the silly stars above you,Darling, I ...
A Mixed Crew (C J Dennis Poems)
Tho' it sounds a trifle mystic, Somewhat vague and cabbalistic,When you come to analyse the ...
The Mountain Laboured (C J Dennis Poems)
A patriot spake thus to an eager throng:"Give me the power and I shall right each wrong.And Fortune, smiling, on ...
The White Foxglove (C J Dennis Poems)
Reynard, the Fox, was asked to a party."Come", they said, in your Sunday best,For we like good form, tho' the ...
Bill (C J Dennis Poems)
Gentle brother, answer truly, Tell what you be.But, I pray, tax not unduly Your sagacitee.Is your brand u-ni-fi-cation -Is't, or ...
Why! (C J Dennis Poems)
Sisters!I've thought o'er this until my brain has blisters.Are you, indeed, such valiant resistersOf all the charm, the grace, the ...
The Way Out (C J Dennis Poems)
There must be some way out, they say. "There must be some way out!We've fallen on an evil day; That ...
‘The Lone Wolf Of Canberra’ (C J Dennis Poems)
A man without a party, he Knows nought of obligationTo any friend; but, fancy free. He represents the nation.In lonely ...
Politics for Tots: Lesson 2~ “The Party” (C J Dennis Poems)
Now, children, in this Lesson Two, Briefly we'll make some mentionOf party, just in case that you Some ...
A Fair Risk (C J Dennis Poems)
Rashly I shot an arrow in the air, And, as my shaft into the zenith sped,I knew 'twas bound to ...