If you have ever wondered about the best comedy series that changed perspectives but also brought happiness in people’s lives then “The Mighty Boosh” holds an exceptional place in my heart and the hearts of its viewers. The Mighty Boosh is a British Comedy Series that debuted in 2003 and lasted until 2007.
Now mind you, this is a surreal British comedy with fantasy elements, a bit of laughter and some might even say sprinkles of goth horror. The show focuses on Howard Moon (Played By Julian Barratt) and Vince Noir (Played By Noel Fielding) as they have odd yet mesmerizing adventures. These adventures take them through many terms, sometimes they are Zoo Keepers, while sometimes they run a second-hand shop. The show never lets you down in terms of surprises and genuine comedy.
Who Is Old Gregg?
The Mighty Boosh is filled with fascinating creatures and one of them is The Old Gregg who also happens to be a merman (The male version of a Mermaid). Howard is the one who comes in first contact with Old Gregg as he fishes him out of a lake, it is the perfect example of how curiosity killed the cat.
Upon meeting with Howard, Old Gregg becomes very friendly and he also takes Howard to his cave where he shows his Mangina (A Male Vagina). Old Gregg prizes his Mangina because it emits a blinding light, he also says that it will “Stun” the world.
What is the main thing that makes Old Gregg special in this show? It is his wisdom and his simplicity. He lacks and craves that intimacy in a relationship which is why immediately after meeting Howard he asks if he loves him.
With all of this experience, also comes wisdom and that is true in Old Gregg’s case.
Old Gregg’s Quotes and Sayings That Will Change Your Perception
Here are some of the most inspirational quotes and sayings from The Old Gregg.
Best Old Gregg Quotes
“I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg. He’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show you. You know what that is? That’s Old Gregg’s v*g*n*. I’ve got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!” – Old Gregg
“It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!” – Old Gregg
“Don’t lie to me, boy.” – Old Gregg
“We could do some watercolors together, you and I.” – Old Gregg
“Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.” – Old Gregg
“I’ve got this. This is good.” – Old Gregg
“Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet.” – Old Gregg
“Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?” – Old Gregg
“I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.” – Old Gregg
“Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?” – Old Gregg
“Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s.” – Old Gregg
“Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me?” – Old Gregg
“I like you. What do you think of me?” – Old Gregg
“Maybe I should ask you the same question—what you doing in my waters?” – Old Gregg
“Gregg’s place. You’ve been asleep. Do you want a little drinky? I’ll get you a drink. You like Bailey’s? Mmmm—creamy. Soft, creamy beige.” – Old Gregg
“Who are you?” – Howard Moon
“You do love me.” – Old Gregg
“Don’t kill me. I’ve got so much to give.” – Howard Moon
“Why can’t we do it now?” – Old Gregg
“You’ve done some nice things with it.” – Howard Moon
“What do you mean?” – Old Gregg
“Mmm, that is quite a portfolio you’ve got going on there. But I really should be heading off, so it’s been good.” – Howard Moon
“Well, you know, I’m a busy man, Gregg. You know, I got things to do. Howard Moon—man about town.” – Howard Moon
“Umm, gonna have to pretend I didn’t hear that, Gregg.” – Howard Moon
“Well, you get to know someone, you hang out, you see where that goes. This, that, the other, eventually—you know. I don’t know you!” – Howard Moon
“How does it work? Tell me how it works.” – Old Gregg
“Just taking the air, you know. Not fishing!” – Howard Moon
“Yes, sir.” – Old Gregg
“Well, is this the way out? Uhm, I better be scootin’. Got meetings and a friend of mine is waiting, so perhaps I should be—.” – Howard Moon
“I think you’re a nice, modern gentleman.” – Howard Moon
“Could you learn to love me?” – Old Gregg
“What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?” – Old Gregg
“You think you could ever love me?” – Old Gregg
“You love me, and you’ve seen me, and you know me. I’m Old Gregg!” – Old Gregg
“You must love me exactly as I love you.” – Old Gregg
Funny Old Gregg Quotes
“Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.” – Old Gregg
“Then he realized it was a funky ball of t*ts from outer space!” – Old Gregg
“You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm!” – Old Gregg
“Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one?” – Old Gregg
“It’s about the size of a medicine ball, but covered in t*ts.” – Old Gregg
“I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. Teacher said mine was the best one.” – Old Gregg
“You know me, hmm? What about the boat times?” – Old Gregg
“I’m gonna hurt you.” – Old Gregg
“That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms!” – Old Gregg
“I do watercolors.” – Old Gregg
“Then how come this hook’s in my head, fool?” – Old Gregg
“Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mix-up.” – Old Gregg
“Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!” – Old Gregg
“Do you love me? Are you playin’ your love games with me? I just want to know what to do, because I need your love a lot. Oh, come on now.” – Old Gregg
“Make an assessment.” – Old Gregg