On Love:
But love is many things, none of them logical.
Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world — except for a nice MLT — mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is lean and the tomato is ripe.
Love is many things none of them logical.
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True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.
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On Life:
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
Who says life is fair, where is that written?
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You mock my pain! Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is obviously selling something!
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On Death:
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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