PLATONIC, adj. Pertaining to the philosophy of Socrates. Platonic Love is a fool’s name for the affection between a disability and a frost.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude …
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.