Child: Mommy, can you read me a story?
Mommy: Sure my dear, but not now.
Child: Mommy, did you know that I got an “A” in my test?
Mommy: What did you say? Sorry I am not listening.
Child: Mommy, Is God male or female?
Mommy: Sorry honey, I am tired. Mommy wants to go to bed.
Child: (whispers) … I wish I have a mommy.