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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny.
Wilson Mizner
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
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I'm not sure exactly how gossiping about my life with my audience really helps them.
Tyra Banks
May He who holds in his hands the destinies of nations, make you worthy of the favors He has bestowed, and enabled you with pure hearts and hands and sleepless vigilance, to guard and defend to the end of time, the great charge He has committed to your keeping.
J. Reuben Clark
Yet you should practice the greatest possible love and confidence in treating with Him.
Alphonsus Liguori
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I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny.
Wilson Mizner
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.
Wilson Mizner
Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
Wilson Mizner
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
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Based on Topics: World Quotes
I'm not sure exactly how gossiping about my life with my audience really helps them.
Tyra Banks
May He who holds in his hands the destinies of nations, make you worthy of the favors He has bestowed, and enabled you with pure hearts and hands and sleepless vigilance, to guard and defend to the end of time, the great charge He has committed to your keeping.
J. Reuben Clark
Yet you should practice the greatest possible love and confidence in treating with Him.
Alphonsus Liguori