Wilson Mizner Quotes (56 Quotes)
- Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
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- A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
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- The first hundred years are the hardest.
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- Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.
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- Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
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- I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
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- When you take stuff from one author, it's plagiarism if you take it from many writers, it's research.
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- Failure has gone to his head.
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- I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
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- I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
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- The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart
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