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  • It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
    (Will Rogers)

  • America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
    (Will Rogers)

  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
    (Will Rogers)

  • So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
    (Will Rogers)

  • Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eating.
    (Will Rogers)


  • Elections are a good deal like marriages. There's no accounting for anyone's taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it's the same with public officials.
    (Will Rogers)

  • I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
    (Will Rogers)

  • Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
    (Will Rogers)

  • There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him for so long and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can't stand him quite that long.
    (Will Rogers)

  • I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.
    (Will Rogers)

  • Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
    (Will Rogers)

  • Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.
    (Will Rogers)

  • There's no way in the world you're going to make a political party respectable unless you keep it out of office.
    (Will Rogers)

  • On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
    (Will Rogers)

  • You can't say civilization isn't advancing in every war they kill you in a new way.
    (Will Rogers)


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