With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law and every time they make a law it's a joke.
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.
We are always saying let the law take its course, but what we mean is 'Let the law take our course.'
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
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