Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
On Friday, when I came in, we were doing jokes about being able to get out. Then it just started getting worse and worse and worse.
I didn't know that was a racial epithet. I thought it was a geographical designation.
I believe in democracy being for everybody, and I know there's a lot of people who don't understand politics so I'm just trying to bring them into my world.
It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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