Tony Kornheiser Quotes (10 Quotes)

I am an idiot. I am a complete and utter idiot. I got it wrong completely. The guy knows what he is doing.

The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.

It's cool that as a sportswriter they came back and asked me. It's isn't generally in the career path of a sportswriter to do this. So you've got to take it.

He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be nostalgia. He's 12 years old, and it's over for him.

Somebody who's used to writing a sports column looks at the game a little bit differently, I suspect, than somebody who's used to playing the game. I just think it's a different set of eyes.

What Bode accomplished was making himself one of the more colossal losers in recent sports history.

If Lance Armstrong does come back, he will be tested 10 times a day, ... This will happen again and again and even if he wins again it won't prove anything to his doubters, most of whom work at L'Equipe .

I'm in denial that I actually have this job. As a sportswriter, this usually isn't on the career path.

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

We have meetings here, and I'm embarrassed to have anyone over.