Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step I'm like that all the time.
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, 'Steven, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself That's how I feel all the time.
You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is I'm like that all the time.
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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