I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
The power in my apartment went out the other night. I had to use the flash on my camera to find my way around. I took twenty seven pictures of my kitchen while I was making a sandwich. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because I know it will be up all night.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.'
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