Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
There's only one word for that - magic darts!
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
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