You can hose it down and never have to worry about it. (Scott Adams)
I'm honest with our team and tell them when the game will be difficult or when I think we can win by two or three touchdowns. This game will be difficult, but I think we can win any game on our schedule. (Scott Adams)
I don't even bother walking to the couch, because there's nobody going to come in and see me. When I wake up I ask myself if I feel like working, and if I do, I get back in the chair and I work. If I don't, I do something else. (Scott Adams)
Cordova is a team with a good football tradition of state titles. They aren't going to stay down very long and will eventually bounce back. It's exciting that our program has gotten to the level where we can compete with other top programs. (Scott Adams)
No matter where you are, someone is going to be watching you. (Scott Adams)
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. (Scott Adams)
Crazy personalities work, which is why people do it, but most manufacturers discourage it. (Scott Adams)
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. (Scott Adams)
Ruling the Dilbert ... You can't take a vacation. For 11 years, I've done nothing more than go to a wedding for a day, or something like that. (Scott Adams)
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot. (Scott Adams)
You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. (Scott Adams)
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. (Scott Adams)
In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. (Scott Adams)