The reason so many people showed up at his funeral was because they wanted to make sure he was dead.
The reason so many people showed up at his funeral was because they wanted to make sure he was dead.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
A wide screen simply makes a bad film twice as bad.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
(You say you've never made a picture before) Yes, but that's our strongest weak point
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
No agency is better than its account executives.
Ill give you a definite maybe.
Mr. Goldwyn's secretary was cleaning out his file cabinets on day. She asked Samuel if she could toss out the files that have been inactive for more than 10 years. He answered, 'Of course, but make sure you keep copies.'
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
Include me out.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Why only 12 Go out and get thousands.
I can give you a definite perhaps.
In picture-making the writer is the most important cog in the wheel.
Messages are for Western Union.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
Yes, but that's our strongest weak point. When a reporter asked a young Samuel Goldwyn if he'd ever made a picture before
God makes stars. I just produce them.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Too caustic To hell with the cost. If it's a good picture, we'll make it.
I seriously object to seeing on the screen what belongs in the bedroom.
Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I'm disagreeable.
It's more than magnificent - it's mediocre.
Color television! Bah, I won't believe it until I see it in black and white.
We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.
Chaplin is no business man - all he knows is that he can't take anything less.
For years I have been known for saying 'include me out' but today I am giving it up for ever.
Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
I read part of it all the way through.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
Let's have some new cliches.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
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