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  • Well, Adam (Sandler) just wanted me to play myself. He said 'Come on, no one has ever seen that.' So he would actually come on the set and say, 'No, no, no, no ... Come on ... No, no, no, no. Just be yourself.' (I) have a tendency to want to be goofy.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • he never had sex in high school. That's why he likes character actors and actresses who look like him.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • Our position is that DTC ads are just an extension of the general drug safety problems and the FDA needs broader authority on drug safety generally,
    (Rob Schneider)

  • Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • Disney would have ruined this movie and, please, say that in the articles. They would have ruined this picture because they don't know how to make, and don't want to make, funny movies for adults.
    (Rob Schneider)


  • formerly of show business.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that's not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • We had to kind of reinvent it, ... Saturday Night Live.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • I mean, 'Ocean's Twelve' went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, 'Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture'
    (Rob Schneider)

  • First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • I don't make movies for critics, but he irks me.
    (Rob Schneider)

  • Without a way to legally enforce these guidelines under law, it's a good bet that the drug industry will continue giving short shrift to side effects and safety concerns in its advertising. Congress needs to act to ensure consumers and doctors know about all the potential safety problems with a drug, and not just the pretty picture industry wants to paint.
    (Rob Schneider)


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