Richard Lewis Quotes (19 Quotes)

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

We're trying to drive down the cost of wireless broadband for Houstonians.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

My target (speech) audience was both the youth and adults. But I wanted more of the adult audience to pay close attention because we grew up in a time where most of us are set in our ways and we need to get out of our boxes and give people chances.

Back in the day, people used to have more patience for the long form and for storytelling,

I will not mass produce. You have no quality control over mass production. I formulate for taste, not shelf-life.

I tried phone sex it gave me an ear infection.

We were overjoyed to see the number of companies.

The addition of these two veterans will expand our services in the office leasing market. Inland has more than 35 years of experience brokering commercial property, and we're already one of the biggest players in the Chicago industry.

Twickenham is a world-class facility in which to showcase this premier rugby league match.

I'm trying to think two to three years out. I don't want to wait until the last minute.

This is the first time that any big travel conference, not just Travel South, has been to Virginia in 20 years. There are hundreds and hundreds of places that are vying for these conferences and it is very tough to land them. This is a real feather to get Travel South here.

The guy, for want of a better word, ... has become a Hollywood mogul. It's not so much that he's the guy who co-created 'Seinfeld.' It's the type of show that he created. It's Larry's mind. It's ad-libbing. You want to be a part of it. There isn't any show like this.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

I've had trouble sleeping since we wrapped in June. ... This season is a potpourri of such Larry David darkness that it touches every aspect of his warped brain. It's almost like he had a Jewish opium dream.

That's everybody's drug of choice. We're helping each other.

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

It wasn't the kind of comedy I was a big fan of. I used to do a monologue on the Division of Motor Vehicles, and it was like six or seven minutes long. They had to follow me from beginning to end. I did a routine about buying a blender at a drugstore. It was about seven or eight minutes long.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.