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  • The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from What do you do for a living' I almost always get something interesting.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.
    (Paula Poundstone)


  • The mistakes that I made I made because I drank too much, ... I don't think that's going to happen any more. Am I going to make mistakes as a parent Sadly, every day. I'm looking around for the perfect parent and I haven't seen one yet.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.
    (Paula Poundstone)

  • The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
    (Paula Poundstone)


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