Mike Harding Quotes (11 Quotes)

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

Gold, n. A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.

We want to give customers reasons to continue their investments in Sun technology.

Like I say, when I walk in a door, and there it is, it's in my face and that's a trigger to my addiction.

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

When I go to the grocery store or when I walk into a convenience (store), when I go get gas, I have to think about it now wherever I go.

If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead.

Our customers - and this is an industry-wide problem - cite patch management and configuration management as the number one problem in their environment. This acquisition will give our customers a better experience in managing and operating their data-centre environment, to be able to do things like roll back patches and simulate patch applications.

The Ruffed Padanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called Vespuccia and changed its name to America

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.