Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
There are three things I don't like. Crazy kids, crazy cars and birds. The first two I avoid, the last I eat. Oh. Me, I'm a cat.
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
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