She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book. (Liam Gallagher)
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night. (Liam Gallagher)
I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that. (Liam Gallagher)
That's grace under fire worthy of a misplaced Australian final-wicket partnership. (Liam Gallagher)
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy. (Liam Gallagher)
Nah, nah, nah. There's no rules. Show me the rule book. (Liam Gallagher)
You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better. (Liam Gallagher)
It's a good thing we won, because we were going to thrash the place if we didn't. (Liam Gallagher)
I'm not getting married today. I'm in bed. (Liam Gallagher)
We don't care whether it's a boy or a girl. It's in the lap of the gods now. It's just great and we are really thrilled. (Liam Gallagher)
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. (Liam Gallagher)
Nicole is going to be a great mum, the best mum in the world ... we are really thrilled. (Liam Gallagher)
Everyone knows that if you've got a brother, you're going to fight. (Liam Gallagher)
Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word. (Liam Gallagher)