Lea DeLaria Quotes (10 Quotes)

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel The sanctity of marriage is saved

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!

I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.

An icon That's a little much, you're putting me up there with the Statue of Liberty. But yeah, I am identified with the city.

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.