Kevin Nealon Quotes (10 Quotes)

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game.

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

SERIES PREMIERE WEEDS (Showtime) When Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) is suddenly widowed, she raises money by selling marijuana to her neighbors. Former SNL ... Six Feet Under the Influence.

Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

A new poll showed that if the election was held today, people would be confused because it is normally held in November.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.