Ken Dodd Quotes (8 Quotes)


    Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

    He must have come to about six shows and even watched a couple of them, and I have to say the finished image is just how I want to be remembered. I want people to remember me as a working comedian.

    I feel people desperately want a laugh and what I offer them is optimistic comedy. Unlike some comics, I don't tell them what a rotten world it is. I say life is fabulous and wonderful and we should enjoy it while we can.

    I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months I don't like to interrupt her.

    I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.


    I thought it would be a good idea to go into Politics, maybe I am a little old... but you know... I'd love to be Chancellor of the Exchequer - That way I'll be united with my money

    If I get a hard audience they are not going to get away until they laugh. Those seven laughs a minute - I've got to have them.

    When asked if Ken believed in safe sex his answer came 'Of course I do I have an Iron Bar around the bed.


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